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Elijah Cohen
08 August 2007 @ 01:15 am
I predict TV will suck for at least a week. If we're lucky.

Caught it the first fifty times, kthxbye.
 
 
Elijah Cohen
16 July 2007 @ 01:24 am
okay, if I'm going to be spending the rest of my goddamned life falling asleep for four days at a time, maybe I should at least splurge on nice pillows.



Monday. Right. Okay.
 
 
Elijah Cohen
08 July 2007 @ 11:57 pm
I dreamed that the world was created three years ago because God was pissed off or possibly bored.

Sometimes this shit's better than primetime TV.
 
 
Elijah Cohen
28 June 2007 @ 06:03 pm
boom.



right then. back to sleep.
 
 
Elijah Cohen
22 June 2007 @ 12:10 am
since when was it friday.
 
 
Elijah Cohen
18 June 2007 @ 12:23 am
[filter: Angel-aligned dreamseers]

Now that I'm done with the "let's get wasted" phase of adjustment.

Is there something more useful to do with this power than be an early warning system? Seeing things before they happen would be really handy if I were on the side that wasn't making things happen to begin with, but I'm not seeing much other use for it aside from maybe giving the rest of my team a heads up when we should be expecting a new guy or something.
 
 
Elijah Cohen
17 June 2007 @ 01:32 am
Nine-thirty in the morning and I already want to get wasted.

I do believe I've just hit a new personal record.
 
 
Elijah Cohen
16 June 2007 @ 03:09 pm
messy way to go.
 
 
Elijah Cohen
11 June 2007 @ 09:46 pm
how do you stop an exploding man?
 
 
Elijah Cohen
23 May 2007 @ 04:36 pm
... two
 
 
Elijah Cohen
21 May 2007 @ 08:29 pm
okay, now can I get some sleep?
 
 
Elijah Cohen
20 May 2007 @ 10:59 pm
You people don't make it very easy to get a good night of sleep, you know.
 
 
Elijah Cohen
09 May 2007 @ 12:53 am
...yeah, just going to assume that one didn't mean anything at all.
 
 
Current Music: IT'S LIKE BOOM I PUT IT IN THE HOOP
 
 
Elijah Cohen
03 May 2007 @ 11:54 am
I'm either very curious or very bored.


Poll #978040 So, dreamseers.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 0

What did you give up for the grand prize of never having a good night of sleep again in your life?

View Answers

one or more of your body parts
0 (0.0%)

one or more of your senses
0 (0.0%)

your marbles
0 (0.0%)

someone important to you
0 (0.0%)

your job
0 (0.0%)

your sex life
0 (0.0%)

other (explain below)
0 (0.0%)

your life, figuratively
0 (0.0%)

your life, literally (not yet I assume. unless we have zombies.)
0 (0.0%)

you're not a dreamseer and are just checking boxes to be an asshole
0 (0.0%)

Explain your above answer, if necessary.

Elaborate on your personal emo here, where the rest of us can easily skip past instead of reading it.

What is the silver lining in your storm cloud? Surely there's something.

 
 
Elijah Cohen
01 May 2007 @ 09:16 pm
...okay. I am hereby officially blaming all of you for how I haven't gotten a good night of sleep since 1998.



But since I might as well try use this shit for something useful. Anyone know of someplace in Jerusalem that'll hire gimps?
 
 
 
 

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